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VanillaEvolved

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
PMC	Planet Minecraft

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while Noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

Visit our website for an in-depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with minimal additions
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy gameplay
Friendly community
Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
Freedom to play as you like within the rules

FAQs:

Q: How often do seasonal maps reset?

A: Seasonal maps reset every 6 months.

Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

A: Yes, you can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

Q: Are there specific rules to follow on the server?

A: While we encourage freedom in gameplay, players must adhere to our server rules to maintain a positive community environment.

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Why Are Mac Users Like This Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you crazy Mac users out there!

Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr on command.

So why are Mac users like this? Because we know how to have a good time and embrace the madness of Minecraft like no one else. Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

i O S deleted all the nudes this chick sent me over a 2 year period Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even our message history has a mind of its own! Forget about deleting nude pics, here the only pics that disappear are the sexy ones! It’s like a mysterious force is playing a prank on us, but hey, who needs sexy pics when you have epic adventures awaiting you in our server?

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what will disappear next in our message history. Will it be a cute puppy pic or a hilarious meme? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mystery of the disappearing pics together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. Just remember, pic not related…or is it? 😉

Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7747	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute horny cubs roam free and anything is possible!

Join us for a truly unique experience, where you can explore a world filled with Node-based ComfyUI, Stable Diffusion WebUI, and even EasyDiffusion (because who wants things to be difficult, am I right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to VAE (Very Awesome Entertainment), Controlnet for all your dummy needs, and Animation that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So why wait? Dive into our server full of craziness, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us now and become part of the madness!

Mac and Cheese or Spicy Ramen Noodle Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only decision harder than choosing between mac and cheese or spicy ramen noodles is deciding which insane adventure to embark on next!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and have tamed dragons to do their bidding.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous players once pranked the entire server by turning all the cows into disco-loving llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness of our Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky community. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose the mac and cheese. Or the spicy ramen noodles. Or both. The choice is yours, little girl.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Join our server for a crazy good time! We’ve got block merging that’ll make your mind melt, animations that’ll make you question reality, and a controlnet that’ll have you feeling like a Minecraft wizard.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you want to build a virtual blanket fort. Plus, we have models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content for all your wildest fantasies. And don’t even get us started on LoRa training – it’s like a boot camp for your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to lose track of time and reality – but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

ColdWarCraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4168
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Farms Harvested:	177	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Votes:	5170	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	787

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

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CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ThirstQuencherCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!