Mac Minecraft Servers

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  • VanillaEvolved

    VanillaEvolved

    New Minecraft Servers

    VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

    IP us.vanillaevolved.net
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    PMC Planet Minecraft

    Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

    Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while Noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

    Visit our website for an in-depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

    Why Choose Us?

      • We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with minimal additions
      • Java/bedrock cross-play
      • Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
      • Semi-anarchy gameplay
      • Friendly community
      • Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
      • Freedom to play as you like within the rules

    FAQs:

    Q: How often do seasonal maps reset?

    A: Seasonal maps reset every 6 months.

    Q: Can I switch between seasonal and noreset maps?

    A: Yes, you can switch between servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.

    Q: Are there specific rules to follow on the server?

    A: While we encourage freedom in gameplay, players must adhere to our server rules to maintain a positive community environment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Why Are Mac Users Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Mac Users Like This Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you crazy Mac users out there!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr on command.

    So why are Mac users like this? Because we know how to have a good time and embrace the madness of Minecraft like no one else. Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • i O S deleted all the nudes this chick sent me over a 2 year period Minecraft SMP

    i O S deleted all the nudes this chick sent me over a 2 year period Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even our message history has a mind of its own! Forget about deleting nude pics, here the only pics that disappear are the sexy ones! It’s like a mysterious force is playing a prank on us, but hey, who needs sexy pics when you have epic adventures awaiting you in our server?

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what will disappear next in our message history. Will it be a cute puppy pic or a hilarious meme? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mystery of the disappearing pics together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. Just remember, pic not related…or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

    Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

    Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

    Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • > Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

    > Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

    Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

    Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute horny cubs roam free and anything is possible!

    Join us for a truly unique experience, where you can explore a world filled with Node-based ComfyUI, Stable Diffusion WebUI, and even EasyDiffusion (because who wants things to be difficult, am I right?).

    But that’s not all – our server is home to VAE (Very Awesome Entertainment), Controlnet for all your dummy needs, and Animation that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So why wait? Dive into our server full of craziness, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us now and become part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mac and Cheese or Spicy Ramen Noodle Minecraft SMP King

    Mac and Cheese or Spicy Ramen Noodle Minecraft SMP King

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only decision harder than choosing between mac and cheese or spicy ramen noodles is deciding which insane adventure to embark on next!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and have tamed dragons to do their bidding.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous players once pranked the entire server by turning all the cows into disco-loving llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness of our Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky community. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose the mac and cheese. Or the spicy ramen noodles. Or both. The choice is yours, little girl.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Join our server for a crazy good time! We’ve got block merging that’ll make your mind melt, animations that’ll make you question reality, and a controlnet that’ll have you feeling like a Minecraft wizard.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you want to build a virtual blanket fort. Plus, we have models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content for all your wildest fantasies. And don’t even get us started on LoRa training – it’s like a boot camp for your Minecraft skills.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to lose track of time and reality – but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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