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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 4513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
