| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9490 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9512 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 203 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9583 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 452 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 519 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5533 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 110 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1651 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 776605 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4308 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 152 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8882 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9835 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7983 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 941 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 95105 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1675 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
