GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	7344	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Items Found:	1918	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	16755	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	83195
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	1158
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!

Samsara: where ghosts haunt your whitelist, wait, no, that’s just Steve trying to play Java after 18+ years!

1.21, 2024.., Bastions, Biomes, Challenging experience., Discord, Donations, East Coast, end cities, epic map, Frills, Ghosts, Haunt, instagram, item-spawning, java, June 19th, loot crates, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Northrend, Play, Ranks, runescape, Samsara, Server, smp, Spawn, steve, Structures, Teleporting, titles, united states, Vanilla, Vanilla Java, voice chat, Voting, WAIT, Wednesday, Whitelist, world border, wow, Years

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crops Grown:	9186
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

🌎 NEW 1.21 SERVER 👻 Samsara.gg 🥇 Handcrafted 15k x 15k 💯 Free Vanilla Java World

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Samsara isn’t just a server name; it’s a legacy. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s hundreds of uniquely blended biomes ensure the world never feels monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Much much more
No frills vanilla+ server
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑Welcome to Samsara!

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