| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 73 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9661 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7115 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3154 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2090 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7876 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 458 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2539 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5093 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2457 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 185 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
