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AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Animals Bred:	109
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8779	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ores Mined:	3117	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	4953
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	7432
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	5350	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution