LYSANDRE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	2629
New Chunks Explored:	514242	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, contemplation, Crafters, CREEPIN, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Good, judgment, opinion, Quality, Questioning, Reflection, Repetition, review, satisfaction, second guessing, Server, uncertainty, Unsure, was it good, Youll

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dimension Hops:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	9810	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	61	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2590

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	195	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

abject evil, blood and flesh, cannot convince me, discrimination, Drool, empowerment, equality, evilcraft, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, manifestation, Misogyny, misogyny in society, MODERN, modern women, Oppression, patriarchal society, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, villagers, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, Daimon, dd2, ddg, Den, Derp, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, hire, madness, Marry Pawns, Minecraft, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	1421
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8784
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Boomer Gladness

20s ruined, Ages 5-18 ruined, boomer, college age 18-22 ruined, covid era, Degree, entry level job market, Garbage, Gladness, Homeless, Homeschooled, undeveloped freak, youth over, zoomer sadness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

adorable, blocky, character collection, character figurines, character merchandise, character plushies, character toys, collectible items, Collectibles, Cute Characters, favorite characters, Fun, hello kitty, hello kitty fan, Kawaii, McBlockface, merchandise, Numbers, pom pom, pom pom fan, sanrio, sanrio collection, Server, tuxedo sam, tuxedo sam fan

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!