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HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Votes:	2097	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346
Towns Built:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Animals Bred:	160	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!