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VoteCraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	7445
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	492054	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds.

Oh, did I mention that our server has a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of chickens? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, I voted.

Workout Eats Minecraft Server

#workout, calorie tracker, diet app, Eats, exercise app, exercise recommendations, fitness app, fitness goals, fitness tracker, food tracking, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, meal suggestions, Minecraft, muscle gain, nutrition app, personalized nutrition, Server, weight loss, workout app, workout nutrition, workout planner

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Emeralds Found:	9892	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old food apps telling you to eat healthy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your dietary needs! Join us and we’ll give you personalized food recommendations based on your in-game activities. Mine a lot of diamonds? Time for a steak dinner! Killed a bunch of creepers? Carb-load with some delicious bread! Trust us, our food app is so advanced, it can even tell you what to eat to work out in the game. So come join us and let your taste buds go on a wild adventure!

DriveOrDie Minecraft Server

apprenticeship, Argument, Breakup, camera flash, consequences, construction site management, court date, DriveOrDie, driving license, Future, job loss, lying.., Minecraft, moral dilemma, mutual friends, Points, relationships, road rules, sacrifice, self-centered, Server, Speeding, UK LAW

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where speeding tickets can lead to relationship drama, job loss, and betrayal. On our server, anything is possible! Who knew a simple traffic violation could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through alternating speed limits while chatting with your friends. Will you risk it all to save your partner from getting banned, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own outrageous stories on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join today and let the madness begin!

NoBodyTalksHereLOL

aita, body changes, compliments, dieting, disordered patterns, fat shaming, Homeless, mental breakdown, mental health, NoBodyTalksHereLOL, personal boundaries, refusing to talk about my body, self-conscious, strangers, stress, Trauma, trauma reminder, weight, weight loss

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to comment on your blocky body transformation! Are you tired of strangers constantly asking you how you lost weight in the game? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about building epic structures and battling creepers.

Imagine a world where you can mine and craft in peace, without anyone mentioning your pixelated physique. Say goodbye to the endless compliments and questions about your in-game lifestyle changes. Here, we focus on the important things, like creating a virtual paradise and avoiding virtual zombies.

Join our server today and escape the constant reminders of your past pixelated trauma. Build, explore, and conquer without the fear of someone asking if you’ve been eating virtual rice. It’s time to game in peace, because your Minecraft experience should be about fun, not body commentary.

So, are you ready to join a server where your virtual body is your business? Then come on over and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

CraftyForeigners Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of not being able to find your favorite foreign snacks in the United States? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a magical portal to all the delicious treats from around the world! Imagine munching on Japanese Kit Kats, French macarons, and Mexican tamales while building epic structures with your friends. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground market where you can trade rare items like Italian truffles and Swiss watches. So why settle for boring American snacks when you can join us and feast like a king from any corner of the globe? Come hungry, leave happy!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	6082
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of swiping left on boring conversations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating app for gamers! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly someone slides into your DMs with a pick-up line so smooth, it’ll make your diamond sword jealous. Join our server and prepare to be wooed by fellow players with messages so weird and wonderful, you’ll forget all about those boring dating apps. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds? Swipe right on our server and let the love (and the LOLs) begin!

CraftyBuchaMoscow

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7694	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and cows could dance. It was like, the most epic place ever, filled with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon. That’s right, THREE WISHES! You could wish for diamonds, or a pet creeper, or even a lifetime supply of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Oh, and did I mention that this server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft? It’s called the Fluffy Bunny of Doom, and it’s said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelAccentPorn

Accents, adult accents, adult comedy, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, Adult Film Industry, adult humor, adult industry, adult roleplay, comedy, dirty talk, Entertainment, funny, humor, PixelAccentPorn, porn, Roleplay, strange accent, unfamiliar accent

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.

plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.

so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

GeneCraft: Photosynthetic Fun

agriculture, biotechnology, CRISPR/Cas9, Fun, gene editing, gene expression, GeneCraft, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genome editing, innovation, photosynthesis, Photosynthetic, photosynthetic activity, plant breeding, research, Rice, scientific advancement, scientists, Technology, variant generation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? well, let me tell you about this server that is so crazy, even scientists are using CRISPR/Cas9 to alter photosynthesis just to get a glimpse of the madness that goes down here!

imagine this: you log onto the server and suddenly your character is running around with supercharged photosynthesis powers, growing crops faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”. thanks to CRISPR/Cas9, we have rice that can literally grow to the sky and beyond, all because of the insane gene-editing going on in this server.

so if you wanna experience the wildest, most genetically modified Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your crops grown) like never before! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Great Oslinsk Minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	9088	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchantments Applied:	74