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LyricallyChallengedCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1460	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

bullshit, Community, CONTENT, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, lol, Memecraft, memes, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5300	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8812	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	4652	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	797	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	176	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1208	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

73849829, Daily, Daily Edition, discussion, doogFubuki, fbkAyame, individual member, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, lolz, love, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, watch, YODAYOsub

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2949
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Animals Bred:	165	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!