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LyricLingo Minecraft SMP

Communication, conversation starters, creativity, Decision making, Entertainment, favorite songs, fun questions, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, interactive discussions, lyrical language, LyricLingo, Minecraft, Music, musical preferences, personal choices, pop culture, Self-expression, smp, song lyrics, speaking in songs, thought-provoking prompts

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Items Found:	1507	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Dragon Eggs Found:	710	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only speak in song lyrics! It’s like a musical paradise, but with creepers and stuff. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that can rap like Eminem! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. I know, right? So come join us and let’s sing our way to victory! #MinecraftMadness #SongLyricSquadGoals #CheeseDimensionFTW 🧀🎶🦙

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1864
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2361	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	9389	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	521248
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

assisted dying, Death with Dignity, DeathCraft, end of life care, end-of-life choices, end-of-life options, ethical considerations, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal issues, Medical Ethics, medical intervention, Medically assisted death, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted suicide, quality of life, right to die, Server, terminal illness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	6516
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride where medically assisted death is not only a right, but a way of life.

Imagine battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles, where the loser gets a dose of lethal injection! Or how about exploring our custom-built hospital where you can choose to end your virtual life at any time?

But that’s not all! We also have mini-games like “Operation: Minecraft Edition” where you have to perform virtual surgeries on your fellow players. And don’t forget about our themed events like “Doomsday Disaster” where the world is ending and the only way out is through assisted suicide.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockPartyMC

4 day working week, adoption, Benefits, BlockPartyMC, Challenges, Economy, efficiency, employment, flexibility, future of work, global perspective, HOURS, Impact, Labor, mental health, productivity, Schedule, society, trend, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the daily grind in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have fully adopted a 4-day working week! That’s right, spend more time building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes instead of sitting in a boring office cubicle.

On our server, we believe in work-life balance and that includes giving our players more time to enjoy the game without the stress of a full-time job. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the joys of a 4-day work week in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the virtual world.

GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server

alive, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaHostageCraft, global crisis, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, hostages situation, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, Server, Terrorism, US officials, Wall Street Journal, world events

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! we got so much crazy stuff happening, you won’t believe it!

first off, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, there are creepers guarding it! you gotta be sneaky to get that sweet loot.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the map? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ dragon! just be careful not to get burned to a crisp.

also, every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs spawn and start dancing to disco music. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anti-semitism, antisemitism, authoritarianism, Belarus, Blame, conspiracy theories, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, denial, Dictatorship, discrimination, eastern europe, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jews, Politics, president, racism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!