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LyricallyChallengedCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved to the beat of the worst song lyrics ever made! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as the player tried to sneak past them while dodging their awkward dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And guess what? You could be the next member of this elite squad!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	744	Votes:	4895
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2730	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	4087	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Votes:	6902	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	2089
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	78

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	105
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Potions Brewed:	94	Mines Excavated:	4332
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Animals Bred:	81
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!