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TouchyCraft: SnapAttack

advice, aita, bashing, chance, customer service, dropped it, happen again, hostess, lower back, man, mom, older men, SnapAttack, snapping, Texas Roadhouse, Touched, TouchyCraft, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted hand placements again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable encounters. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back (literally). Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a relaxing gaming experience. Join now and leave those real-life troubles behind!

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, contemplation, Despair, emptiness, end of humanity, existential crisis, hopelessness, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self reliance, smp, solitude, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can answer that question in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and show off your survival skills in a world where the only other players are zombies, creepers, and skeletons.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ores Mined:	8795
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military alliance, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military support, Minecraft, pentagon, security concerns, Server, strategic objectives, Support, Ukrainian operation, unaware

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	244
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, da Pentagon be all up in dis bizness supportin’ some Ukrainian operation in Kursk, but dey don’t even know what da heck dey doin’! It’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky world of creepers and zombies. Who knows what kinda shenanigans will go down on dis server? Maybe da Pentagon will accidentally blow up a whole village with a misplaced TNT block, or maybe dey will team up with da Ender Dragon to take over da whole dang server! It’s gonna be wild, so come join us for some epic Minecraft madness, yo!

MineVaxGlobal

cancer treatment, clinical trials, global health, groundbreaking research, Healthcare, immunotherapy, innovative medicine, lung cancer, lung disease, medical breakthrough, Medical research, MineVaxGlobal, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, public health initiatives, respiratory health, scientific advancement, seven countries, vaccine trials, World First

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7693	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so dope that it’s like getting a world-first lung cancer vaccine trial launched across seven countries! yeah, you heard me right, SEVEN countries!

imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!

CokeCraft: Building a World of Flavor

Beverage, brand, building, carbonated, Coca Cola, CokeCraft, creator, culture, drink, flavor, Global, History, iconic, iconic brand, Impact, innovation, Legacy, Longevity, Marketing, society, Soda, success, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

imagine if the creator of coca-cola was actually a secret minecraft wizard who created a server that would still be around today, how different would our world be? well, let me tell you, this server is so epic that even herobrine himself is scared to join. we have diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary ender dragon while riding on a flying pig. join us now and become a part of history, because on this server, anything is possible. also, we have free pizza every friday.

SyncCraft: Love Edition

Behavior, Bonding, brain activity, close friends, Communication, Connection, Edition, emotional processing, emotional videos, Empathy, Intimacy, love, neuroscience, processing emotions, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic partners, Social Interaction, SyncCraft, synchronization, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can sync ur brainz with ur romantic partner while playin’! We gotz da most insane emotional videos to watch together and feel all da feels. Who needs close friends when u can have a partner who syncs with u on a whole ‘nother level? Join now for a mind-blowin’ experience like no other!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!