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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8852 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8397 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4800 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.