Lymphoma MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Inked Lymphoma Land

lymph nodes, particles migration, tattoo ink research, lymphoma cancer risk, tattoo ink safety

yo, so like, this server is LIT cuz our tattoo ink is so OP that it can give you superpowers in the game! like, imagine having a sick tattoo and then BAM you can fly or shoot lasers from your eyes or something.

but wait, there’s more! our ink is so powerful that it can even increase your chances of finding rare loot in the game. like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

oh, and did we mention that the ink can also protect you from mobs and other players? yeah, you’ll be practically invincible with our tattoo ink.

so come join us on this server and experience the magic of tattoo ink like never before. who knew that getting inked could be so epic in Minecraft?

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No Phone Cancer Zone

brain cancer, radio wave exposure, cell phones, findings, health

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CreeperCutsForCancer

marriage issues, Self-expression, CreeperCutsForCancer, coping mechanisms, family conflict

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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NephewWeddingNoShowMC

pet treatment, pet loss, Guilt, pet companionship., difficult decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand that sometimes your virtual world is just as important as your real one!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, challenges, and most importantly, a community that cares about your furry friends. Need to cancel your plans to attend your nephew’s wedding because your dog is going through a tough time? No problem! Our server is here to support you and your precious little dude.

Imagine a world where grief is met with understanding and compassion, where your virtual family stands by your side during the toughest of times. So come on in, build a memorial for your beloved pet, and let us help you heal through the power of pixels and friendship.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life events, because on our server, your dog’s well-being is top priority. Cancel those flights, stay home, and immerse yourself in a world where empathy and support reign supreme. After all, who needs a wedding when you have a loyal companion by your side?

Join us today and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where love for your furry friends knows no bounds.

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It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Separated, Generate, It’s, long tail, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

traditional vs modern, Hospital, Resentment, student loans, cultural clash

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

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CraftyRoomieDrama

Men, Boundaries, clothes, kitchen, unreasonable

Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

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SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

societal peculiarities, acceptance, societal oddities, SocietySMP, societal beliefs

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

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SongCraft: LastRespawn

existentialism, contemplation, mortality, Soulful, Reflection

Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

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SpearCraft: Alien History

hunting tools, design, Combat, WEAPONRY, primitive technology

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

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