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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8736
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

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  • LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest

    LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5661
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 313602 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

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    so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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  • LmaoCraft Server

    LmaoCraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 6479
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 191 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 222 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!

    So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!

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  • SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?

    SkibidiRizzOhioCraft SMP – Do you skibidi rizz ohio in your Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6005
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7782 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

    NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 601
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

    Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

    So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

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  • MomCraft – Grief Edition

    MomCraft – Grief Edition
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 6327
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 114 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Zombie Dances: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

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    Are you tired of dealing with the loss of a parent and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is here to support you through tough times and make you laugh until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical healing powers that can help you cope with your grief. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing begin!

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  • CraftyMedicRage

    CraftyMedicRage
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9050
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 281506
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Animals Bred: 132
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

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  • Cisco’s LARPing Adventure

    Cisco’s LARPing Adventure
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5090
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99 Magic Items Found: 4965
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 11

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    Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server

    Welcome to Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server! Join our community for a rich medieval experience with a welcoming community, no banned items, and a ranking system to enhance your gameplay.

    Modpack Overview:

    Features Description
    Epic Medieval Fantasy Immerse yourself in a rich, medieval world filled with magic, dungeons, and legendary quests.
    RPG Experience Deep RPG experience with skill progression, custom classes, and unique abilities.
    Vast World and Lore Explore a detailed world with its own lore, history, and secrets to uncover.

    Join our community: Discord

    Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572

    Modpack: Curseforge

    FAQs:

    1. Are there any banned items on the server?

    No, we have no banned items on our server to provide a free and creative gameplay experience.

    2. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572 in your Minecraft client.

    3. Is there a ranking system on the server?

    Yes, we have a ranking system in place to enhance your gameplay experience and provide goals to strive for.

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  • VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

    VtubeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6744
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Votes: 2965

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    Welcome to the most iconic Minecraft server where Vtubers reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and epic battles.

    Ever wanted to see your favorite Vtuber take on a horde of creepers armed only with a diamond sword and a smile? Well, look no further because on this server, anything is possible!

    Our Vtubers are known for their crazy antics and outlandish personalities, making every moment on the server a laugh riot. From building giant statues of themselves to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with these virtual superstars.

    So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Vtuber and go on epic quests together to defeat the Ender Dragon!

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  • ”/lig/ – Large Indies Global Minecraft SMP”

    ”/lig/ – Large Indies Global Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6643
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1284 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

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    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to discover the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only allow players with at least 500 viewers on average! Why settle for the normies when you can join the elite club of indie vtuber enthusiasts?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have just one member with over 1000 CCV. It’s like a forbidden fruit that you can still taste until it reaches the forbidden threshold!

    Join now to discuss, share, and shill your favorite indie vtubers with fellow VIPs. And if that’s not enough, we have ducks. Yes, you heard that right, DUCKS! So hop on board this crazy train of indie vtuber madness and let’s explore the wacky world of /lig/ together. Who knows, you might even find your next oshi in the most unexpected place!

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  • CraftyBucks: Still Free?!

    CraftyBucks: Still Free?!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7490
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our insane custom biomes, including the legendary Bacon Forest and the mystical Cheese Caves. But be careful, because the trees in the Bacon Forest are known to randomly explode with bacon bits!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our exclusive Nether realm where you can battle zombie pigmen riding giant chickens. And don’t forget to visit our End dimension, where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding bullet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention it’s all FREE?! What can you not believe is still free?

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