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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8451 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5120 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8861 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.
But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
