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Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

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Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7259	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	8700
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	731	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mines Excavated:	3797
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Star Shards Collected:	160
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	894
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	505	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6599
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

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