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CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3085
Buildings Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	693
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	593
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2163
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Votes:	7367	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.