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CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	1746
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Items Found:	6356
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	141	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?