Luzgar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Star Shards Collected:	236	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5733	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6054	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!