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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6868 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!