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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	193	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6468	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Farms Harvested:	176	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

WatchDad Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5307

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	103	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1817
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

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CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6759	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	9040
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	5974	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!