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CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	7884

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	255
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	2791	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3727
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!