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  • Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

    Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP

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    Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!

    First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.

    And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)

    Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?

    We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.

    Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.

    So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!

    Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!

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  • Couch Potato vs. Car Enthusiast

    Couch Potato vs. Car Enthusiast

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Couch of Cosmic Chaos: Join the Uncanny Realm of Blocky Excess!

    Welcome to CouchCraft: The Overstuffed Chronicles, where your pixelated dreams clash with absurd realities and all things plush turn into pandemonium! The moment you step into our twisted server, you’ll realize this isn’t just another place to mine for dirt and slay creepers—this is a realm of existential dread wrapped in fabric (and maybe some dubious stitching).

    Prepare for the Improbable Gates of Luxury

    We’ve tapped into the very fabric of the universe (quite literally) to bring you features that bend the very essence of Minecraft. Earn your right to lounge in the Fabled 4K Couch, a plush behemoth that even the most ludicrous hogs of wealth would envy. But beware—sitting in this couch might unlock secret dimensions of social etiquette that could turn your best friends into apathetic shadows of their former selves!

      • Custom-Crafted Seats of Influence: Each player receives a bespoke seat at this grand table of chaos. Expect your agreements to be subtly twisted by the Cosmic Couch.
      • Couch Jealousy Power-Up: Jealous players can gain temporary speed boosts after witnessing their friends’ extravagant purchases. Become a couch-comforted envious specter!
      • Celebration Conundrums: Post-purchase parties might just conjure reactions from friends that your wildest expectations could never prepare you for. Will their applause soothe your ego or shrivel your spirit?

    Couch-ception: The Players Behind the Curtain

    So who are we, really? We’re just a bunch of players trying to navigate the tangled mess of extravagant purchases and lurking resentment. Players are drawn from the depths of the internet to join the CouchClique, where ridiculousness knows no bounds, and your past mistakes in buying IKEA furniture echo in the infinite void!

    Testimonials from the Disturbed

    “I don’t know why my friends left me on read, but now my in-game villagers also refuse to trade. Is it the couch? Or just my life choices?” – DisenchantedPlayer27

    “I didn’t even realize I was sitting on a legacy of repossessed wealth until I tried to sit on that couch, and then I saw my bank balance. Send help.” – CouchPotatoCrisis

    Frequently Explosive Questions (FEQ)

      • Is this server real? Does reality exist within the confines of your old Walmart couch? If you don’t think deeply about this, it might erupt into a paradox.

      • Why are we obsessed with couches? Ask your best friends. They may be more honest than you think… even if that’s a pessimistic void where love and support once thrived.

      • Can I upgrade my character like I upgrade my furniture? Well, maybe. Just don’t be surprised if your friends become resentful spirits haunting the land of Minecraftia every time you craft a diamond sword.

    Hidden Features You Didn’t Expect

    In our couch-laden utopia lies a trove of secrets so far off-the-wall, you’d think we were living in a reality bend similar to your friend’s financial delusions:

      • The Repossession Zone: Enter if you dare! Nano-particles of sadness lurk near every forgotten pixel—a testament to what was lost.

      • Whimsical Wealth Rifts: Here, buy a diamond with the “currency of resentment”! Every time a friend looks at you sideways, coins will emit from thin air!

      • Conspiratorial Lore: It is said the Couch of Cosmic Chaos once belonged to The Great Repossessor—a mythical figure, half creature, half couch, who now takes residence in your friend’s heart, mocking their choices.

    Join Us—at Your Own Risk!

    Can you navigate the treacherous elegance of CouchCraft? Will you rise from the ashes of your friends’ jealous rants, or will you find yourself trapped within the abyss of discounted home furnishings?

    Join CouchCraft today—because one does not simply buy a couch; one crushes the very spirit of their friends within the eerie, blissful embrace of pixelated denial.

    Now, proceed, dear player. Your destiny awaits; just remember, every couch has its price… and so do friendships!

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  • ButlerCraft – Serve & Mine

    ButlerCraft – Serve & Mine

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    join our minecraft server where you can be a butler to ultra rich players and pretend to be fancy without actually having money. you can serve them virtual tea and crumpets while they build their diamond palaces and gold farms.

    we have exclusive events like virtual yacht parties and diamond hunting expeditions.

    join now and live the high life without spending a dime!

    IP: butlertotherich.About.minecraft

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  • NoGriefingAllowed

    NoGriefingAllowed

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    You’ve just won $1 billion! So what’s the first thing you’re gonna do? Obviously, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret hidden treasure in the spawn area that’s worth even more than your billion bucks! Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers trying to steal your newfound riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the richest, most powerful player in all of Minecraft history!

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  • MansionSoloMinecraftSMP

    MansionSoloMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this, but I won a contest to live in a luxury mansion in this EPIC Minecraft SMP for a whole year! And get this, I’m all alone in this massive mansion, like no one else around, just me and all this luxury.

    I’m talking diamond chandeliers, emerald-encrusted toilets, and a pool filled with golden apples. It’s like living in a castle made of enchanted blocks or something. And the best part is, there’s no creepers or zombies trying to ruin my vibe.

    So, how do I make the most of it? Well, first off, I’m gonna throw the most epic parties ever. Like, invite all the villagers from nearby and have a DJ booth with jukeboxes playing disc 11 on repeat. And then, I’ll start a llama racing track in the backyard because why not, right?

    Oh, and did I mention the secret passageways in the mansion that lead to hidden treasure rooms? Yeah, I’ll be spending a lot of time exploring those for sure. And maybe I’ll even start a llama racing league with the villagers, who knows?

    But yeah, if you want to join me in this crazy adventure, hit me up and let’s make this luxury mansion even more lit! Let’s goooooo! 🎉🏰💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LivingTheLuxuryLife

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  • CraftyRichCraft

    CraftyRichCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people assuming you’re loaded just because you have a fancy car or wear designer clothes? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

    On our server, you can build the most extravagant mansions, drive around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and wear armor made entirely out of emeralds. People will be so impressed by your virtual wealth that they’ll never question your real-life financial status again!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server worth millions of virtual dollars. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire? There’s only one way to find out – join our server today and start living the high life in blocky paradise!

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  • Pixelated Dreamland Adventure

    Pixelated Dreamland Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Join our lit Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got a crazy community of gamers who be building epic structures and slayin’ dragons like it’s no biggie. Don’t be grifted by those lame influencers, come hang with us and have a blast! Let’s get this party started, join now and let’s get craftin’!

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  • CraftyCashBillionaire24

    CraftyCashBillionaire24

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

    But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

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  • CraftyMillionaire

    CraftyMillionaire

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of grinding away in the real world trying to become a millionaire? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual millionaire in no time!

    Join our server and start your journey to riches by mining virtual diamonds and selling them for insane amounts of virtual money. Who needs a real job when you can just dig for diamonds all day and become a Minecraft millionaire?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with virtual gold bars worth millions of virtual dollars. All you have to do is find it and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you can live out your millionaire dreams in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

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  • CraftyBillionaire

    CraftyBillionaire

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

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  • Xeluim

    Xeluim

    New Minecraft Servers

    Xeluim is a pvp Faction created by agent_gogol and MinePlay85 currently in V1.5 and v2 will be modded with lots of mods

    play.xeluim.fr:28187

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  • VanadiumConquest

    VanadiumConquest

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    Welcome to VanadiumConquest!

    This a survival server with the maximum level of difficulty. Not only will the mobs try to kill you, the other players will too! Fight your way to the top by beating landmark challenges for powerful items. Outsmart people, raid bases, kill for the loot, and don’t forget to hide your stuff very well!

    While this is a highly competitive server, we try to maintain good sportsmanship attitudes. Fight with dignity, die with honor. Hacks/cheats are a bannable offense, as we try to keep things relatively fair.

    vanadiumconquest.com

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  • Albatrospvpsurvival

    Albatrospvpsurvival

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    Pvp and survival server

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    135.125.52.196:25594

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  • Mountain Pass

    Mountain Pass

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.mtnpass.net Discord: discord.gg/PPXE5Fv Website: mtnpass.net

    Quick Info: – Survival – Non-PVP Towny w/ McMMO – Creative World – Extra large plots for your immagination! – Earn money doing Jobs! Player-run economy with player malls! – Super friendly community! – We’re owned and operated by adults, with adult staff. – 24/7 Uptime. Running on high-end hardware. Lag free!

    Mountain Pass is a beautiful builder-community-based server dedicated to giving you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you are looking to build a city with others in Survival, make awesome projects in the Creative world, or to just make new friends in an awesome community, you’ll find something to do in Mountain Pass.

    play.mtnpass.net

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  • PbtServers v3

    PbtServers v3

    New Minecraft Servers

    – 24/7 server – Español – Custom Minigames – Survival Custom – Rewards for voting for the Server – Lobby with Mystery Boxes and Many Gadgets! – Much more…

    mc.pbtservers.com

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  • Quantic.wtf

    Quantic.wtf

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to QUANTIC.WTFA cutting-edge Minecraft network available for all Java and Bedrock version!Explore an infinite world of adventure in Survival, have a blast with engaging Minigames, unleash your creativity in Creative mode, and challenge your friends in the frantic BedWars.Join us for an epic gaming experience, with smooth gameplay, a welcoming community, and exciting game modes.Step into Quantic.wtf and let your adventure begin!

    mc.quantic.wtf

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  • MPKCraft Advanced Survival

    MPKCraft Advanced Survival

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    Tired of normal survival? Want more of a challenge? Join MPKCraft today for a more challenging survival server – nighttime, harder/more mobs, custom terrain, and great gameplay!

    play.mpkcraft.net

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  • ButteryMC

    ButteryMC

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    The ButteryMC is the last best server in the world. In this server, there’s Enchanted Survival (This is an SMP with custom things added to vanilla). There’s also Minigames like Murder Mystery, 2048, Battle Ship, Tic Tac Toe, Skywars, and much more!

    play.butterymc.com

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  • Daresmp

    Daresmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 85.190.166.8

    85.190.166.8

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  • Element SMP

    Element SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Element Servers is a long term (3 years) rust community that is currently adding Minecraft to its ranks. We have hosted Minecraft for years but with the release of 1.20.1 decided to make it a public offering! Element SMP is a long term, Hard mode+ Vanilla++ Survival Multiplayer server. Play as a team, Play as a solo or just share your builds with others! In our experience with other servers, we have learned that in order to give players the best gameplay possible, community feedback is key to doing just this. This is why we employe discord to ensure every player has a say and is updated at every turn! While it is not required to play, it is encouraged!

    The server was just fresh wiped on Sunday July 9th at 7pm CST and will not wipe again for the foreseeable future or unless a patch demands it. We have a 50 player cap to keep it personal and the server is on a dedicated host, hosted out of the Midwest, this means we offer some of the smoothest gameplay around!

    elementservers.co

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