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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7735 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
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