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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1597 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!