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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1657 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5239 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 502090 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9422 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!