LuxuryNetwork
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LuxuryNet Lux Server
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Luxurious Blockheads: Minecraft SMP
Y’all, lemme tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is like, WAAAY beyond anything you can even imagine, like I’m talkin’ about a unicorn holding a taco while riding a rainbow unicorn. You ever wanted to live your life like a king but in block form? Yeah, this is the place for you!
First off, we have a Robust Economy, like you can literally barter with NPCs who will trade you EXCLUSIVE items for mooshrooms. You can’t find that on the regular servers! I traded 20 stacks of dirt for a potato once, and I felt like an absolute god.
And guess what? There’s a Battle of the Bunnies every Friday where we throw bunnies into this pit and whoever’s bunny survives the longest wins a SIGNED copy of Minecraft! (PSA: The bunnies aren’t harm—just kidding, they demonic and flying everywhere, it’s a hoot!)
Listen, we had this super intense Dragon Fight, but we forgot to bring bows and arrows so we just pelted the Ender Dragon with stacks of pudding I made in-game, and let me tell you, it did NOT end well. The dragon was so confused, it just flew in circles until it crashed into my buddy Steve’s house and like, obliterated it. Classic Steve, amirite?
We also have this thing called the Creeper Olympics where we dress up creepers in little outfits and unleash them into a village and the last one standing wins a trophy made out of gold blocks and a voucher for unlimited pig riding. Yeah, you heard me right, pig riding is a luxury we ALL need.
Oh, did I mention the monthly “Drunk Building Night”? We all take turns chugging Potion of Harming until we can’t feel our fingers and then start building whatever comes to mind. Trust me, it’s ART. Mine last time was a 150-foot tall chicken that pooped diamonds. The admins went crazy and I got banned for a week, but I was the most liked player for MONTHS.
So listen up, if your life is as flat as a cobblestone block, join this cash-crazy SMP where the beds are soft, the villagers are sassy, and you can tell epic tales while building the worlds most elaborate taco restaurant! You can sell taco-related merch to fellow Minecrafters and become a taco mogul. It’s like Shark Tank, but like, with creepers and snacks!
Seriously, hit me up if you ever wanna join. Just remember: never trust a skeleton with a bow near a lava pool, and also, pudding is life!
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Bath Bomb Incendiaries
hey u! ya u! do u like bath bombs? well guess what, on this server, bath bombs EXPLODE in water! that’s right, u can blow up ur bath tub while relaxing in a nice warm bath! but wait, there’s more! we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that tell jokes, and a secret underground base filled with treasure! join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!IP: bathbombexplosion.About.minecraft
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Taste Better Food, Rich People!
join our epic minecraft server where u can feast on the tastiest players because they eat the best food! imagine the flavors, the succulent richness of those who dine on caviar and truffles! become the ultimate gourmet cannibal on our server and dominate the food chain!we have custom plugins that allow you to cook and season your enemies to perfection before chomping down on them. our staff is always on hand to help you perfect your culinary skills and become the top chef of the server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and indulge in the most delicious pvp experience you’ll ever have!
Server IP: YumYum.About.Yum
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EggcellentCraft: The $1 Million Breakfast
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where eggs are more valuable than diamonds and breakfast is a luxury only the elite can afford! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chickens rule the economy and omelettes are considered a status symbol.But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil egg-stealing pigs, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny. Who knows what riches and adventures await you in this egg-citing world?
So come on down and join us, because on our server, breakfast is no yolk and the fun never stops!
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Mystic Oasis 1.21
Bro, forget the hotel room, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness!We got creepers that explode confetti, skeletons that dance the Macarena, and zombies that tell dad jokes.
Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti.
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rollercoaster made of rainbow blocks and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.
Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
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VacayCraft – Bad House, Great Vacations
SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S DA BEST DECISION U’LL EVER MAKE IN UR LIFE.ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD DA MOST RIDICULOUS HOUSES U CAN IMAGINE. LIKE, WE’RE TALKIN’ HOUSES MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS, HOUSES SHAPED LIKE GIANT PIZZAS, HOUSES FLOATIN’ IN DA SKY. U NAME IT, WE GOT IT.
BUT DAT AIN’T ALL. WE ALSO HAVE DA CRAZIEST EVENTS. LIKE, ONCE A MONTH, WE HAVE A MASSIVE CHICKEN RACE. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. CHICKENS RACIN’ AGAINST EACH OTHER. IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T HANDLE DA INTENSITY OF DIS SERVER, WELL, U BETTER THINK AGAIN. WE HAVE A SPECIAL SPA AREA WHERE U CAN RELAX AND UNWIND AFTER A LONG DAY OF BUILDIN’ AND RACIN’.
SO, WHAT ARE U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST, MOST FUN-FILLED MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. U WON’T REGRET IT. TRUST ME.
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PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!
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BagCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of staring at that expensive designer purse that you’ll never use? Join our Minecraft server and trade it for some virtual diamonds! We’ve got a thriving economy where you can turn that unwanted gift into valuable in-game currency. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of balancing financial responsibilities with family expectations. So come join us and make some virtual bank while avoiding any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!
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LootCraft LottoLand
If you won millions in the lotto, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with cake (yes, cake!). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. So forget buying a fancy car or a mansion – join our server and live like a blocky boss!