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LuvU2MinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate love story! Our server is filled with heartwarming moments, like when two players built a pixel art heart together or when someone proposed in front of the entire server. Who needs real-life romance when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? So come join us and prepare to be swept off your feet by the power of pixelated love!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9265	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	79	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Votes:	9600	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchantments Applied:	168
Emeralds Found:	9687	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	7998
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5839	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Votes:	2920	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.