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BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	5684
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crops Grown:	3038	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4803	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Emeralds Found:	3614
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	152312
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	82
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3910

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	228342

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

afraid, AfraidToTryMC, breaking barriers, challenging yourself, confronting fears, conquering fears, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, living boldly, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, self improvement, smp, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, try new things, trying new experiences

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	5261
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	8446	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!