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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7078 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8069 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 179 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
our server is like a jungle gym for your imagination, where you can build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, and ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).
we even have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and government. it’s like a soap opera down there, let me tell ya.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s weirder than orb weaver spiders controlling fireflies?