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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2353 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 488 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 6131 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
our server is like a jungle gym for your imagination, where you can build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, and ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).
we even have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and government. it’s like a soap opera down there, let me tell ya.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s weirder than orb weaver spiders controlling fireflies?