Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling in lava). Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most legendary Minecraft server of all time? Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
| Server Name | Farlands |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!
join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!
imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.
join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!