come join our minecraft server where the only thing filling your lungs will be the sweet sweet air of adventure and fun! forget about those pesky microplastics, on our server you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about that nonsense. with 221 particles of excitement per species and 416 particles of fun per gram of lung tissue, you’ll never want to leave! so come on over and breathe easy on our server, where the only thing getting breached is your expectations of how awesome minecraft can be!
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Bird Lung Microplastics Server
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PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.
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Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server
join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!
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Alp Nano Tyre Quest
Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.
We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!
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Ventilator Vibes
come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!
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BrainyCraft: COVID Edition
Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got SARS-CoV-2 evolving faster than a speeding bullet in your brain, not in your lungs, bro! Like, imagine fighting off zombies and creepers while also dealing with COVID-19 symptoms in your virtual world. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our study with mouse models shows that the virus is mutating like crazy in the brain, especially in the spike protein. So if you wanna experience the ultimate challenge and have a wild time, come join us on this wacky server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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Lung Damage Rescue Craft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got these mice, just chillin, doin their mouse thing. but then BAM, they get hit with this long covid crap. their lungs are all messed up, they can barely breathe. but then, outta nowhere, these scientists come in and start targeting these crazy CD8 T-cells in their immune system. and guess what? it actually works! the mice start gettin better, their lungs heal up, and they can finally go back to their mousey lives. it’s like a miracle, man. so if u wanna be part of something epic like that, come join our server. we may not have magical healing powers, but we sure know how to have a good time in Minecraft. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll discover some secret cure for all your virtual ailments. just sayin’.
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VaxCraftUK – Save Your Lungs!
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server EVER?! well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak! not to mention the secret underground city where u can find the rarest loot in the game! but wait, there’s more! we also have a mini-game where u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against other players in a epic chicken jousting tournament! so what are u waiting for?! join now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyBroDefense
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life
Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.
You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.
Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!