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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3432 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 679 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.