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BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers
so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club! -
Painful Pixel Pals
so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?
we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.
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FitCraft: Cancer Slayer
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t give you any real benefits? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! Join us and get ready to flex those muscles and get fit, cuz apparently that’s gonna help you survive cancer or something.We’ve got a special potion that will make you super buff and give you the strength of a thousand creepers. And if you’re fit enough, you’ll be practically invincible! Take that, cancer!
So come on down to our server and start pumping iron while you mine for diamonds. Who knew getting swole could save your life? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to kick cancer’s butt with your muscles!
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No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP
Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all! -
CiggySMPHater420
Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft! -
Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.
So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!
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No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, tobacco products, tobacco-free generation, non-smoking generationYo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives
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BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.
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VaxCraftUK – Save Your Lungs!
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server EVER?! well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak! not to mention the secret underground city where u can find the rarest loot in the game! but wait, there’s more! we also have a mini-game where u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against other players in a epic chicken jousting tournament! so what are u waiting for?! join now and let the madness begin!