come join our minecraft server where the only thing filling your lungs will be the sweet sweet air of adventure and fun! forget about those pesky microplastics, on our server you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about that nonsense. with 221 particles of excitement per species and 416 particles of fun per gram of lung tissue, you’ll never want to leave! so come on over and breathe easy on our server, where the only thing getting breached is your expectations of how awesome minecraft can be!
Bird Lung Microplastics Server
ForeverCraft Cancer Wars
join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin cancers in ur organ system from drinkin water with forever chemicals! our server is like a magical potion that keeps u safe from all dat nasty stuff. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat breathe out cotton candy. come join us and live a life free from worryin bout gettin sick from drinkin water. plus, we got free pizza every friday night for all our players. ain’t dat just the best reason to join a server ever?! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s have a blast together!Lung Cancer Race Track
come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.
Lung Scan Fun Land
come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!Lung Damage Rescue Craft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got these mice, just chillin, doin their mouse thing. but then BAM, they get hit with this long covid crap. their lungs are all messed up, they can barely breathe. but then, outta nowhere, these scientists come in and start targeting these crazy CD8 T-cells in their immune system. and guess what? it actually works! the mice start gettin better, their lungs heal up, and they can finally go back to their mousey lives. it’s like a miracle, man. so if u wanna be part of something epic like that, come join our server. we may not have magical healing powers, but we sure know how to have a good time in Minecraft. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll discover some secret cure for all your virtual ailments. just sayin’.