lunches Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Animals Bred:	99
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

TipToeCraft – Where even the blocks are taller than you!

Affection, blocks, bros, Connection, cute, girl, height difference, Intimacy, kiss, love, man, Meaning, Passion, peak romance, Physical attraction, relationship goals, romance, standing, SWEET, taller, tender moment, tip toes, TipToeCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5458
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Emeralds Found:	8600

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the romance is so real, even the pixels are blushing! Join us and experience the love story of a girl who has to stand on her tip toes just to go in for a kiss. It’s like a virtual Romeo and Juliet, but with creepers and diamond swords. Who needs a dating app when you can find true love in the world of blocks and mobs? Come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft soulmate. Love is in the air, along with the scent of burning zombies.

Crafty McCraftface: No. 198964923 – The Anonymous Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles out of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Cactus King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

The Complicated Semi-SMP Vanilla Server: Same Old World, Just Confusing Updates

admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Confusing, dedicated server, distractions, freedom, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, SemiSMP, Server, Simple, Smooth, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, View distance, world, world border

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Simple SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Information
8th May 2024	The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits…
Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on Simple SMP?	There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building.
Is there a world border on Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

ClownerCraft VS Hypixel

bi-weekly, building, Carnival, Community, Contests, Creative, creativity, Custom, Economy, Events, Experiment, family friendly, Mini Games, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvE, Ranks, Safe, Sandbox, separate worlds, Survival, Theme Park, Tokens, Worldedit

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	139	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Hypixel	ClownerCraft
Large player base	Smaller, more tight-knit community
Wide variety of minigames	Focus on creativity and building
Frequent updates and new content	Stable and consistent gameplay experience
Active forums and community events	Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events
Less emphasis on building and creativity	Building Based Ranks, Worldedit, Custom worlds

FAQ:

1. What is the major difference between Hypixel and ClownerCraft? – Hypixel is a large server with a focus on minigames and a wide variety of gameplay options, while ClownerCraft is a smaller server with a focus on creativity, building, and a tight-knit community.

2. Can I expect frequent updates and new content on both servers? – Hypixel regularly updates with new content and features, while ClownerCraft offers a stable and consistent gameplay experience with a focus on creativity.

3. Which server has a more active community and forums? – Hypixel has a larger player base and more active forums, while ClownerCraft has a smaller, more tight-knit community with bi-weekly build contests and community events.

4. Is PVP allowed on both servers? – ClownerCraft offers a survival mode with no PVP or griefing, while Hypixel may have PVP-enabled game modes depending on the minigame being played.

5. Which server is better for players who enjoy building and creativity? – ClownerCraft is the ideal server for players who enjoy building and creativity, with features such as Worldedit, building-based ranks, and custom worlds. Hypixel, on the other hand, has less emphasis on building and creativity.

DominicanCraft: Post webms of Dominicans in your country pls

caribbean, Community, Country, culture, diaspora, Diversity, DominicanCraft, Dominicans, Expats, foreign nationals, Immigrants, immigration, integration, Latin America, multicultural, Nationals, pls, post, sharing, social media, society, Videos, viral, webms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some Dominican flair? Look no further! Our server is filled with webms of Dominicans roaming around your country, bringing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join us for a wild ride as we explore the wacky world of Dominicans in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘Blocky Banter Brigade’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	127
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with our cast of characters straight out of a fantasy novel. From Lia the enchantress to Dizzy the daring explorer, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our builds are so legendary that even Notch himself is impressed.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and let the fun begin!

Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘Admit it, you laughed’!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, say goodbye to the snooze-fest and hello to our server that will have you crying tears of joy instead of boredom!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Need a break from all the block-building madness? No problem! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘OUR DIAMONDS ARE FAKE’

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our food is poison! That’s right, forget about boring old steak and carrots, on our server, you’ll be chowing down on toxic treats that will have you seeing rainbows in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!

Minecraft Mania – Sonic the Hedgehog Edition Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where we discuss ALL things Sonic! Join us for epic discussions about Sonic games, comics, and even upcoming releases like Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (coming December 20, 2024 – mark your calendars, folks!).

But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual Green Hill Zone, filled with crazy adventures and pixelated chaos. Want to roleplay as your own original Sonic character? Go for it! Need a break from all the action? Hang out in our cytube and watch Sonic cartoons with your fellow hedgehog enthusiasts.

And don’t even get us started on our exclusive Perfect System Collection – it’s like finding a Chaos Emerald in real life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s speed through Minecraft together like Sonic on a caffeine rush!

Annoying AF MC Server: The Ultimate Troll Haven

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has been awarded the prestigious title of “Most Annoying MC”! Why, you ask? Because our mobs have all been trained in the art of trolling, making your survival experience hilariously frustrating.

Join us for epic battles against chickens that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode into confetti, and zombies that break out into dance parties when you least expect it. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land stealing all your diamonds and leaving behind nothing but a trail of glitter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also equipped with a custom mini-game called “Lava Parkour of Doom”, where you have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes.

So come join us on the Most Annoying MC server and prepare to have your Minecraft experience turned upside down in the most ridiculous way possible!