LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	2334	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

Kamala’s Redstone Minecraft Server

activism, communist, democratic party, empowerment, equality, feminism, Government, History, Ideology, kamala, Kamalas, leadership, left wing, Marxist, Minecraft, Politics, progressive, Redstone, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism, united states, vice president

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to Communist Kamala, where the only currency is potatoes and the only rule is to share your diamonds with your fellow comrades! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society where everyone is equal… except for the chickens, they’re definitely more equal than others.

Our server is home to the legendary Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited baked potatoes and engage in intense potato-themed PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you sacrifice a stack of potatoes at the altar of Kamala, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in finding rare ores.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Potato Bandit, a rogue player who steals potatoes from unsuspecting victims in the dead of night. Will you be able to catch them and bring them to justice, or will you fall victim to their potato plundering ways?

Join Communist Kamala today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the true meaning of potatoes. Remember, in Communist Kamala, we all share the same potato-filled dreams!

PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

agriculture, Consumer, consumer behavior, cost of fertilizer, cost of living, economic impact, economic theory, feed livestock, food prices, grocery stores, grow food, inflation, Manufacturing, market trends, price gauging, price increases, PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP, Retail, rising costs, supply chain, Transportation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBFFBreakup

BETRAYAL, BlockyBFFBreakup, Closure, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, emotional baggage, ending friendship, ex best friend, falling out, friendship, healing, hurt feelings, letting go, lost connection, misunderstanding, moving on, personal growth, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., Cake, California, club, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Online webmap, PRETEND, San Jose, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, united states, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/no-one-survived-game/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

WifeAppreciation Minecraft Server

Admirable, affectionate, amazing, Beautiful, Beloved, Caring, cherished, Compliment, KIND, love, Lovely, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Server, Special, Spouse, supportive, SWEET, thoughtful, Wife, WifeAppreciation, Wonderful

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

Balmung, Coeurl, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, DC AUCTION, Empyreum, Eulmore, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, miners, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5286	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Under the Nightly Sky Edition, is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, family fight, family members, family only, family pester, family relationships, family wedding, Girlfriend, high school sweetheart, Minecraft, new girlfriend, Server, short flings, sister, SistersGFFree, step dad, step mom, Wedding, Wedding guest

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong!

Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?

With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!

ToddlerTurfWars

avoidance, Boundaries, Chaos, children, Communication, Confrontation, family, generational differences, Interaction, neighbor, parenting, Playing, relationships, Respect, Space, toddlers, ToddlerTurfWars

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Votes:	5521
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and chaos is left at the door!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.

Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.

So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉

LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, coping, growth, inspiration, lemonade, LemonadeLover, lemons, Life, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, optimism, perspective, positivity, ProVerb, Quote, resilience, response, silver lining, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ores Mined:	3189	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

Block Break-Up: Focus on Crafting

BLOCK, Breakup, Crafting, Focus, forgetting love, giving up on relationships, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-focus, self-fulfillment, self-prioritization

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Potions Brewed:	193	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of getting heartbroken in relationships? Well, forget about love and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about dating. Build your own virtual kingdom, battle dragons, and make friends with virtual sheep. Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless fun!

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