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Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

CluckCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Sandwiches Drool!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old chicken sandwiches? Well, on our Minecraft server, we call them “Cluckin’ Good Burgers” because our chickens are so happy and well-fed that their meat is just bursting with flavor! Join our server and taste the most delicious chicken sandwiches you’ve ever had in your virtual life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!

So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ores Mined:	5246
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

No peeking, Minecraft server

achievement, anticipation, celebration, don’t look, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, family, FINALY, Friends, Le Merge, milestone, Minecraft, NijiEN, OH NONONONO, online event, peeking, Server, sisters, Soft graduation, streaming, virtual graduation, Vivi’s graduation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	270	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1816	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1179	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

Anime, Class, Class of ’09, Class of ’09 discussion, Class of ’09 gameplay, Class of ’09 General, Class of ’09 merchandise, Class of ’09 soundtrack, Class of ’09 thread, Class of ’09: The Flip Side, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, Class of 09′ The Anime, general, merch, Minecraft, Pirate, question of the thread, salvation, smp, Steam, Yurifaggotry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5333

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.