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Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

Adventure, anor londo, Ashen One, Atmospheric, Blaze, bonfire, chosen undead, dark souls, Exploration, FANTASY, firelink shrine, FromSoftware, Gaming, Haven, Hollow, level design, Lordran, Lore, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, Undead, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Votes:	1117
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

Barbie Crampton, creeper, creepy, Edition, fear, general, ghost, Gore, Haunted, Horror, horror film, Minecraft, Monster, Scary, scream, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, thriller movie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Votes:	2276
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

Minecart, Minecraft, secret, smp, society

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

Community, Comrade, FREE LABOR, Fun, Gaming, gatherings, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Potions Brewed:	81
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

body hair acceptance, body positivity, breaking beauty standards, embracing hair, eve edition, feminist movement, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy legs, hairy women, hairy women community, hairy women empowerment, hairy women love, hairy women movement, hairy women pride, hairy women support, hairy women thread, Long hair, Minecraft, natural beauty., self love, smp, Thread, Women

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Emeralds Found:	3342	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta males, Chad, Chads, chadwomen, Confidence, cope, cry, empowerment, Epic, feminism, free will, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, rooting for chad, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, traditional conservative values, ugly women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, catholic church, catholic faith, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Christianity, Church, doctrine, FAITH, Minecraft, papacy, papal infallibility, pontiff, pope, pope in my country, pope’s authority, Popeular, Religion, religious beliefs, religious leader, smp, spiritual leader, Vatican

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1594	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7193	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

Anime, Band, beautiful art, brass band, Character development, city, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, euphonium, harem, Hibike Euphonium, high school, japanese animation, kyoani, Minecraft, Music, official art, relationships, romance, school life, Server, Shuuichi, slice of life

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!