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Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	7941

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	5259	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	5263	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	592457	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	481
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!