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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.
also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
