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Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2028	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

✨ Aeltheria, where you can pretend to have a real job in a virtual town, all in Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, Cultivator, Custom Titles, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Equipment Wraps, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Fishing Textures, java, Job, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Npcs, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Premium Currency, PRETEND, Prospector, real, smp, Sunny the Greeter, TOWN, twilight realm, Vanalia, virtual, Virtual Storage

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	907287
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanilla generation is also available in Vanalia.
	Choose from various jobs such as Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs with their own stories and quests to offer.
Unique Fish Textures	Discover nearly 200 custom fishing textures and collect special items through fishing.
Earnable Premium Currency	Earn Petals through gameplay activities or purchase them for cosmetic changes.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Add cosmetic wraps to your gear for a personal touch.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store mined or broken items and expand storage options as you rank up.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase plushies with Petals to collect adorable items.

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, custom titles, and more. Join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play in both custom and vanilla generated worlds?	Yes, you can choose to explore both types of worlds within Aeltheria.
How can I earn Petals?	You can earn Petals through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games.
Are custom titles permanent?	Yes, once you earn a custom title, it is permanent and can be displayed in-game.
Can I trade plushies with other players?	Yes, plushies purchased with Petals can be traded with other players.

GTM Roleplay

american army, Business, Businessman, criminal, driving school, Economy, education, Factions, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, kfc, latest model, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minephone, miner, police officer, Roleplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang?

You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.

As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!

In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

mc.gtmroleplay.com:25582

✨ Aeltheria ✨ – The Minecraziest Server Ever! – SMP, Java, 1.20.4, Jobs, Towny

1.20.4, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, blacksmith, Collectibles, Cultivator, Custom Equipment Wraps, Custom Titles, Earnable Premium Currency, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Immersive NPCs, java, Jobs, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Minecraziest, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Prospector, Server, skins, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, Unique Fish Textures, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage, welcome

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to Aeltheria!

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. You can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear with petals or crate keys. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken. This feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

Join Us Now:

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

Aeltheria, arch, Architect, Avaloria, Chill, Cultivator, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith, Elite Prospector, Equipment Wraps, Fishin, Fishing, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Minecraftın, Nop2w, Npcs, plushies, Premium Currency, Prospector, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

Join GTM ROLEPLAY where we take roleplaying way too seriously in Minecraft 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Army, Businessman, criminal, driving school, education, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, GTM, Ip:, Join, kfc, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minecraft, Minephone, miner, Police, Roleplay, Roleplaying

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang? You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.
As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!
In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I be a government official on the server?	Yes, you can try yourself as a government official on the server.
Are there any rules for RP (Role-Playing) on the server?	Yes, all activities on the server must follow RP rules.
What part-time jobs can I take on the server?	You can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader, a farmer, or even open your own business.
Is education available on the server?	Yes, you can get an education and even graduate from a driving school on the server.
What can I purchase on the server?	You can buy the latest model of a minephone and enjoy delicious ribs from KFC.

PikaCraft Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

LifeSteal SMP, Factions, Skyblock, Survival And More to come! Thats right we have it all and more! come check us out!

play.pikacraftnetwork.us

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3843
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the schizos of /tesg/ rely on your threads to survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with patch notes that will make your diamond sword quiver, mods and modding guides that will blow your mind, and characters so epic they make Herobrine look like a noob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mazetism and Cira mods, lore that will make you question reality, and a social scene that puts the villagers to shame. Plus, our sister threads /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and /vg/tesog/ are always up for a good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archives that will make your inventory overflow. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Don’t be a square, join us now!

Pixelated Party Minecraft SMP

atmospheric games, book adaptations, dlc, First Person Shooter, free games, Gaming, gaming recommendations, metro 2033 redux, Metro Exodus Gold Edition, metro last light redux, Metro series, Minecraft, Party, pixelated, post-apocalyptic, ps4, russian literature, smp, story-driven games, survival horror, the witcher, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride through the Metro series, where you’ll have to navigate through dark tunnels, fight off mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive. But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the gameplay by throwing in some crazy mods that will keep you on your toes at all times.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Metro series like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hatsu SMP

bedrock, benefit, Claimland, Coinflip, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, gacha, home, java, MONEY, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, RANK, Robbing, Roleplay, scoreboard, Sit, Skills, Trade

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

play.hatsusmp.my.id:19132

Tranquil Pixel Minecraft Server

chronically online, Competition, cyber communities, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, Fags, Freaks, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, internet, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, online culture, online presence, PIXEL, ruined, Server, small communities, social media, trannies, Tranquil

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	9754	Magic Items Found:	4404
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of being surrounded by trannies and fags on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all the normal, non-chronically online players out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero drama from internet weirdos. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and become a part of the llama revolution!

Game Trivia Minecraft SMP

Fun facts, Game, game facts, game trivia, gaming facts, gaming facts and trivia, gaming facts for nerds, gaming fun facts, gaming history, gaming knowledge, gaming quizzes, gaming trivia, gaming trivia challenge, gaming trivia facts, gaming trivia for geeks, gaming trivia games, gaming trivia night, gaming trivia questions, Interesting Tidbits, Minecraft, smp, Trivia, trivia questions, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and can build epic structures with their hooves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes colors every time it eats a different type of flower.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CyberMobMC server Minecraft

Bedwars, Buildbattle, CyberMobMC, Minecraft, Server, Skywars, Tntrun

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Cool server with mini-games. Such as:

BedWars

TNTRUN

BuildBattle

SkyWars

CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	346	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	196

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?