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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
