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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8815 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 4615 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8776 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
