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DragonflyDynasty

adaptation, ancient creatures, Biodiversity, Dinosaurs, Dragonflies, DragonflyDynasty, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary processes, evolutionary theory, extinctions events, fossil record, natural selection, prehistoric animals, Sharks, species, species diversity, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Votes:	1435	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1156	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle SHARKS while building your dream castle! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

BrainBoostCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server be like no other, cuz we got them crazy drugs that make your brain go WOOSH! Imagine mining for diamonds while tripping on ketamine, your brain be adapting like a chameleon on steroids!

Scientists be saying that embracing metaplasticity on this server can make you a Minecraft master with less meds and fewer side effects. You’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss, all thanks to the power of drugs and adaptability!

So come join us on this wild ride of brain-enhancing fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ketamine). Let’s get trippy, y’all!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Briskly, Expedite, Faster, Fleet, Haste, high speed, Hurry, Minecraft, No. 78256809, Prompt, Quick, Rapid, rapidly, Rush, Server, SPEED, Swift, Swiftly, Velocity, Zoom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7064	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

Summer Glau’s Minecraft Server

actress, career, dancer, fan favorite, firefly, Forgotten, forgotten actress, Glaus, Hollywood, Hollywood actress, memorable, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Summer, Summer Glau, TALENTED, talented actress, talented dancer, television, television actress, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Underrated, underrated actress

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	7800

Do you miss Summer Glau as much as we do? Well, guess what? She’s actually the secret owner of our Minecraft server! That’s right, she’s been hiding out in the virtual world building epic creations and battling creepers. Join us and you might just run into her while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the Bermuda Triangle. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in a place where time and space don’t even exist! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have while exploring this mysterious realm.

So come join us on the server where Summer Glau reigns supreme and the Bermuda Triangle is just a portal away. It’s the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed!

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7795	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, awkward, Communication, culture, disbelief, Earth, encounter, EXPLAIN, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Humanity, Invasion, Minecraft, science fiction, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	5468	Dragon Eggs Found:	1039
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Votes:	943	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be scratching their heads in confusion! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and absurdity beyond your wildest imagination.

Ever wondered what it would be like to explain to aliens why we spend hours building virtual worlds out of blocks? Well, on our server, you can experience that awkward conversation firsthand! Picture this: a group of aliens landing on Earth, only to find us frantically mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. How do you explain that to extraterrestrial beings? “Oh, we just really like building stuff and punching trees for resources, don’t mind us!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who claims to have built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with too much free time. Join us on our server and unravel the mystery of Blocky Bob’s cosmic creations!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you have awkward conversations with aliens and ride a roller coaster to the moon? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

FoodPickTipCraft

cultural norms, customer expectations, customer service, dining out, Etiquette, Food, food service, FoodPickTipCraft, gratuity, Picking up, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), service, social behavior, societal norms, takeout, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping history, tipping practices, tipping trends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Tired of boring old servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Join our server where we have a team of virtual waiters ready to serve you in-game food whenever you want! No need to lift a finger, just sit back and enjoy the virtual feast. Who knew Minecraft could be so luxurious? Join now and experience the ultimate in virtual dining service!

AxeCraft Minecraft Server

axe attack, axe crime, axecraft, breaking news, crime, current events, espn, Euro 2024, european football, germany, hamburg, Hamburg police, Incident, law enforcement, Man shot, Minecraft, news headline, police shooting, Server, Shooting, sports event, sports news, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	518
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld