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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magic Items Found:	4391
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	5406	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Potions Brewed:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.