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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6849
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8520 Players Killed by Monsters: 3755
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FameCraft Minecraft Server

    FameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Japs were wandering around in the virtual world of Minecraft, completely oblivious to the fact that Emma Watson was right in front of them. They couldn’t recognize Johnny Depp, Jackie Chan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, or even Will Smith! But fear not, dear player, for on our server, you will never have to worry about mistaking a celebrity for a blocky character ever again. Join us for a hilariously confusing adventure filled with unexpected encounters and mind-boggling moments. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9684
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild

    SisterlySnafu: NoGoldenChild
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2393
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and epic comebacks just like Rebecca’s life story! Join us and experience the thrill of redemption as you build your way up from the bottom, just like Rebecca did after almost going to jail!

    Explore our vast world filled with opportunities and challenges, just like the ones Rebecca faced when she had to earn back her trust with her family. Will you be able to prove yourself and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    Join now and show us your skills, just like Cally did as an honor student. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the “golden child” of our server! Don’t let your past hold you back, join us and create a new future full of adventure and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

    Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6867
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Villages Defended: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VanishingVibesMC

    VanishingVibesMC
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3450
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3131

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraftAbuse

    HolyCraftAbuse
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7502
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 665 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Votes: 4406
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

    but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

    Nukeproof Ocean Salvage
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6778
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2230 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MagicShroomMadness

    MagicShroomMadness
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5935
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like takin a trip on magic mushrooms, but without the weird hallucinations (unless u want that, then we got u covered).

    our server is so lit that it will distort ur sense of space, time, and self, just like those psychedelic compounds in magic mushrooms. u’ll be buildin ur virtual world one minute, and the next minute u’ll be wonderin if u are actually a blocky character in a pixelated universe.

    join us for a mind-bending experience that will have u questionin reality itself. and hey, if u ever get lost in the virtual world, just remember to follow the rainbow sheep to find ur way back home. trust me, those rainbow sheep know all the secrets of the universe.

    so what are u waitin for? come join our server and let’s get trippy together! 🍄🌈🐑 #minecraftmagic #rainbowsheep #blockyadventures

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP – No Mods, Just Cone-tent!

    Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP – No Mods, Just Cone-tent!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9278
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements. We maintain the original Minecraft feel with a diamond-based economy and no land claims. Our server runs on Papermc 1.20.6 and is located in France.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server.
    Are there any in-game events or competitions? Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for our players to participate in and win rewards.
    Can I donate to the server? Yes, we have donation options available on our Discord server to support the maintenance and development of the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server, but we encourage players to respect each other’s gameplay styles.

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