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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6849 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8520 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3755 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?