Luggage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoyfriendBaggageNoMore

clothes, packing clothes, RESPONSIBILITY, speed limit, engaged

Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we pack your virtual suitcase for you! No need to worry about folding clothes or getting your stuff ready, we got you covered. Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you went on a 10-hour road trip with your cousin’s quinceañera every time you log in.

Forget about passive-aggressive players, on our server, everyone is too busy building insane structures and fighting off virtual zombies to be salty. Plus, if you get pulled over for speeding in the game, we’ll just give you a virtual warning and send you on your way.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of not having to pack your own virtual suitcase. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and plan a virtual engagement! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

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CraftyRoomieNoHelp

family, Expectations, Fairness, luggage, Expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you don’t have to split the cost of unnecessary decorations!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without any pesky roommates asking you to pay for things you didn’t even want in the first place.

On our server, you can explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and never have to worry about lugging suitcases across town for someone who won’t even spring for an uber.

So come join us and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the most epic base ever!

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AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

travel, Traveler, luggage, peculiar, weird

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

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DriveThruDilemma

Airport, selfish, luggage, suburbs, Pick up

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with in-laws? Look no further! Our server is like a straight drive from the airport to the suburbs – easy and stress-free! Join us and experience the thrill of picking up virtual in-laws without the hassle of traffic delays.

Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re dealing with external clients while your partner is off on a 4.5-hour adventure to pick up their parents. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual snow for you to shovel and luggage to carry to the door – all from the comfort of your own home!

So come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for those who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws and the importance of a good Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoBagValentine’s Minecraft Server

Valentines, Conflict, cheap travel, cabin baggage, Marriage

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of traveling on a budget? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we offer the ultimate cheap travel experience, just like this couple’s trip to Vienna!

Embark on a journey with us and leave your luggage behind, just like this husband and wife duo who decided to fly to Europe with only their cabin baggage. Who needs clothes anyway, right? Live life on the edge and see how far you can push the limits of travel!

Join now and immerse yourself in the drama and excitement of traveling without the hassle of packing. Who needs a budget when you have a sense of adventure? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

Server, dusty, living room, sleeping arrangements, only child

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

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Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Gifts, roadtrip, Fatherinlaw, DAUGHTER, text

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

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LootLifters Minecraft Server

not assisting, queue cutting, staff assistance, luggage, Assistance

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

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SkyHighShenanigans

bizarre items, travel, strange, passenger, flying

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

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CraftySkyportLOL

Story, hilarious, delayed, humor, customs

Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

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