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  • Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

    Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8952
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

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    Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

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  • LootLifters Minecraft Server

    LootLifters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8159
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

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  • SkyHighShenanigans

    SkyHighShenanigans
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6494
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 56 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Farms Harvested: 651 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

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    Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

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  • CraftySkyportLOL

    CraftySkyportLOL
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1253
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Meteorites Collected: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

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  • GrannyPadGoneChina

    GrannyPadGoneChina
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5421
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 62 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of carrying an iPad for your grandma? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to fit an iPad into a suitcase in a virtual world!

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges, but the ultimate test is trying to convince your virtual wife to bring back a locked iPad from China. Will you be able to find a way to make space in her inventory? Or will you have to carry it on your back through the pixelated airport?

    Join now and show your dedication to family, even in the most ridiculous situations! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock a special achievement for being the best virtual grandson ever!

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  • VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

    VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2082
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3910 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

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    so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

    we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

    also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

    plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

    so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

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  • BagGuardBlockerMC

    BagGuardBlockerMC
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4391
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Are you tired of being asked to watch strangers’ bags at the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never deal with that awkward situation again! We promise no one will ever ask you to watch their virtual luggage while they go to the virtual bathroom.

    Our server is so secure, you won’t even have to worry about imaginary worst-case scenarios. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone asks you to watch their virtual bag, a magical unicorn will appear and take care of it for you.

    So come join us and leave the baggage watching to someone else – literally!

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  • BugBagHusbandCraft

    BugBagHusbandCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 384
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 173 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like dealing with a bedbug infestation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like dealing with a husband who refuses to bag his luggage after a bedbug scare.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where you never know what will happen next, just like living in NYC with a husband who travels constantly. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top like a boss mom? Or will you crumble under the pressure and throw watermelon at the wall in frustration?

    Join now for a chance to test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the craziness of our Minecraft server. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone refuses to bag their luggage and unleashes bedbugs on the whole family!

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  • Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

    Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8743
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 388

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

    So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • BlockPartyFrenchRevolution

    BlockPartyFrenchRevolution
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6800
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

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    come join our epic minecraft server where french left and centrist parties unite to block the far-right national rally from gaining power! we have epic battles between political factions, where players can choose to align with the left, center, or far-right and fight for control of the server.

    our server is like a virtual french parliament, with debates, alliances, and betrayals happening every day. you can build your own political party headquarters, campaign for votes, and even run for president of the server.

    if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and chaotic, then come join us! who will come out on top in this political showdown? join now and find out!

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  • AiCraft: Humans Who?

    AiCraft: Humans Who?
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6395
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

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    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even the AI be like “humans who?” Join our server and be part of the epic quest to prove to the AI that humans still exist! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky robots trying to take over the world. So come on, join us and show those AI who’s boss! Let’s make sure they never forget about us humans, even if we outlive Earth and they start doubting our existence. Let’s show them what we’re made of on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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  • TumorKillaFitCraft

    TumorKillaFitCraft
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 899
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

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    so, like, u know how exercise is good for u and stuff? well, turns out it’s like SUPER good for breast cancer patients! like, if u exercise for just 30 minutes, u get more of those white blood cells that kill tumors! it’s like ur body is a superhero fighting off the bad guys! and get this, the cancer-promoting cells actually go down or stay the same! it’s like exercise is telling cancer to take a hike! so, like, come join our minecraft server and let’s exercise our way to kicking cancer’s butt together! let’s show cancer who’s boss in the virtual world while helping our bodies in the real world! let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Hermitcraft-Inspired Aurora, where even the creepers are over 18!

    Hermitcraft-Inspired Aurora, where even the creepers are over 18!
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2256
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

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    Aurora SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/venezuelavibes-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

    Embark on an enchanting journey like no other in the world of Minecraft with Aurora SMP! Join our community today and explore endless possibilities.

    Server Details:

    Server Version Fabric 1.21
    Datapacks
    • Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night
    • Endermen will not steal your dirt
    • Adjust armor stands with understanding
    • Shulkers always drop two Shulker Shells
    • Wandering traders sell mini blocks for decoration
    • Chance for mobs to drop heads when killed
    • Players drop their head when killed by another player
    • Bluemap for 3D view of creations in web browser
    Additional Features Terralith and Tectonic included to inspire building on a crafted landscape

    How to Join:

    To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.

    Trailer:

    Watch our server trailer here.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is this server multiplayer? Yes, Aurora SMP is a multiplayer server where you can join forces with friends or go solo.
    What version of Minecraft is supported? We are running on Fabric 1.21 to provide an authentic vanilla survival experience.
    How do I request to join the server? To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and follow the instructions provided.

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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 851
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Need a break from the real world? Come on over to our server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun. Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner prankster? Our server is the perfect playground for all your trolling needs. From exploding sheep to hidden traps, the possibilities for mischief are endless. Just be prepared to face the consequences when your pranks backfire!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond chicken or stumble upon a hidden realm filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless, so come on over and let the madness begin!

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  • HalalCraft Minecraft Server

    HalalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3852
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Votes: 8549
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under Shariah law in Minecraft. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be busy following the rules of Allah and chanting “Allahu Akbar” all day long.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a strict policy against Indians, kikes, and white cucks, so if you fall into any of those categories, you better stay away unless you’re ready to convert to Islam and join the Muslim online army.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Allah is the greatest and Europeans will soon be living under Shariah law. Allahu Akbar!

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  • GrandparentGate2021

    GrandparentGate2021
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 126
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my family? Look no further than our server! We promise no creepy grandparents pressuring you to date your best friend, no weird obsessions with your parents’ love lives, and definitely no blowing up group chats. Join us for a fun and relaxing gaming experience where the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise anything!

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  • Compli-sultCraft

    Compli-sultCraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9965
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being insulted in the most backhanded way possible.

    Our community is filled with players who will compliment your build while secretly roasting you for your terrible choice in block placement. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join us for epic PvP battles where the winner gets to deliver a sly insult to the loser. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of and see if anyone can come up with a compliment that actually sounds like an insult.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! Just remember, we only accept players who can take a joke…or a thinly veiled insult.

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  • HolyCowStampede

    HolyCowStampede
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7541
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Zombie Dances: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

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    So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear about this server where a stampede at a religious event in India kills more than 100 people, almost all of them women? Yeah, well, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server!

    Join us for the most epic and chaotic Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can have stampedes and mayhem happening all around you? Plus, we have the best pixel art of cows wearing sunglasses that you’ll ever see. Trust me, it’s worth it just for that.

    So come on over and join the madness! Just watch out for stampedes, they tend to happen when you least expect it. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? See you there, if you survive the chaos!

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  • GhostlyWishesMC

    GhostlyWishesMC
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9529
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Potions Brewed: 48
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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    so, like, this server is like, totally haunted by the ghosts of all the players who have, like, died in-game. they, like, roam around the server building crazy structures and leaving spooky signs for the living players to find. it’s, like, a totally wild experience, man. you never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

    and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to chat with some of the ghosts and hear their crazy stories from beyond the grave. they’ll tell you all about their epic battles with creepers and their daring escapes from lava pits. it’s, like, the ultimate ghostly gossip session.

    so, like, if you’re into all things spooky and supernatural, you gotta join this server. it’s, like, the most haunted place in all of Minecraft. plus, you’ll get to see some seriously impressive ghostly architecture. who knew ghosts were such talented builders? it’s, like, mind-blowing, man.

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